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OUCH! if ya'll really knew the underlying pain I suffer you'd refrain from such garishness.
Sincerely, your formerly happy, go lucky brother, russ
 

We set this photo op up while Laura and I were still smarting from supposedly believing we had been left high and dry from contributing to the Mama Nan & Pop Rotary Scholarship Fund -- an annual tax deduction we have come to count on. We later learned that our accusation was unfounded, so please accept our apologies for putting our mother in the middle of our sibling oneupmanship. By the way, your use of the word garishness was absolutely beautiful.
 

MIke, you ignorant slut. Don't hide behind your high and mighty east tennessee curtain and expect me to accept your so-called "apologies." using your mother as a pawn in your photograph is as bad as someone concealing a frozen corndog in their briefcase and taking pictures of the pronto pup in front of historical and tourist sites. How dare you for using our innocent brother Scott to set up this divide between us!
 

That's right, Brother Russ....preach on! Although I don't think my name and the word innocent have ever been used in the same sentence.