Friday, October 14, 2005
Confessions of an Expectant Father II
Even the most impatient shopper can have fun registering for gifts at Babies R Us with this handy Scan Gun. Suddenly, a visit to the store becomes a hunting expedition where everything is fair game -- even your wife's derriere.
I have learned though it is not proper store etiquette to stick the scanner in your wife's stomach and say "Jack Ruby".
# posted by Mike & Lisa @ 8:57 PM 
